weare-teamlads:

underthe-corktree:

I can’t believe my mom is talking to Santa

panic at the party

brititch:

what does the fox say?

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"oh man!"

1 day ago · 169,832 notes

br-1tish:

pretty much my favorite pair of sweats 

captainlucifer:

in the hallway today there was a hispanic girl making white people jokes and these two white guys actually fucking said “that’s racist. what if we were saying stuff like that about mexican people?”

and she just gave them this dry look and said “i’m puerto rican.”

2 days ago · 21,472 notes

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

Can someone please photoshop ariana grande in this pic i will give u head :)) (dats my dad by the way aha)

lol i got so many with arianas head on my dads body lmao btw if you do make an edit post it and tag it as supjohnny so i can see it :))

lmao u guys r funny


R U SERIOUS


there are 3 kinds of ppl


i honestly didn’t think it could get any worse tbhhhhhh


OMGGGGGGGGG


here we go again

pr3ach-p0tter:

rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

that’s the plan

2 days ago · 933,744 notes

lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

2 days ago · 460,282 notes

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see

thefaggots0far:

It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.

2 days ago · 552,647 notes

wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

image

5 days ago · 535,612 notes

Reblog if you lick or bite your lips, a lot.

fuark-off:

and if you automatically did either one of the two, or both, don’t even fucking hesitate

5 days ago · 810,866 notes

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

5 days ago · 184,305 notes

fulfillments:

"you are what you eat" so i guess i’m human

5 days ago · 14,774 notes