dildorrito:

what’s the password

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

21 hours ago · 523,046 notes

turntnip:

gym class

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21 hours ago · 303,509 notes

drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

1 day ago · 383,609 notes

thefuuuucomics:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

wingsinthemorning:

College in two sentences or less.

I love how it’s not something like “wear something smart”. It’s just like “wear something”.

#collegelife

julianocasabranca:

FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS

1 day ago · 387,021 notes

screaming-towards-apotheosis:

sebadasstian-stan:

agentsofthenterprise:

so how about a movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt directed by Christopher Nolan naturally titled The Crisis 

THE CHRISIS

Coming out this Christmas

1 day ago · 120,903 notes

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

1 day ago · 374,294 notes

amerlcanapparel:

google is great because you can ask something really obvious and nobody has to know

1 day ago · 221,630 notes

meladoodle:

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

1 day ago · 778,637 notes

radical-beta:

when someone you don’t like loves the same song as you

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1 day ago · 122,666 notes

otterboxes:

♪ strums guitar why is it so hard to find decent clothes at reasonable prices

2 days ago · 181,937 notes

narcotic:

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

2 days ago · 559,772 notes